The end of another era...

It's over.

Buggermesoftly, or 'BMS', had a brilliant run - Didn't it? Now though, it's come to a natural end. You've learned a lot about Roo over the years and Roo's learned a lot about you back. You've been reading since the demise of 'helloandwelcome.wordress.com', the end of the 'Youtube-era' and the beginnings of a new chapter for HCTV. That chapter too, has come to an end so keep an eye on hellocaketv.com for the latest and greatest in a whole heap of changes.

But - Tumblr. Yep, Tumblr. Blogger did good and it's trying to keep up with the times (Although this 'new look' of theirs is fucking awful) however Roo's discovered, through The Dick Farm, that Tumblr's quite simply the place to be - It just works with a 'punchy' style of posting. So, with TDF bowing out alongside BMS, please welcome: 'Bit of a dick'. Roo's official Tumblr. Currently 90% penis & cum shots since TDF moved out, but prepare to witness a more diverse range of posts & pictures.

It's an exciting time. Thank you for coming along for the ride.

In memory of our time on Blogger, and indeed Wordpress, let's take a look back at every banner ever used, up until I wore out my favourite shoes...

"At least it's not raining..."

Tongues!

@_MrRoo_ & @AntRW

In pursuit of happiness...

Mine was The Divine Comedy: In Pursuit of Happiness. I really would quite like that to be played at my fneral actually. I think it's kind of fitting.

Quiet round these parts

... I can think of worse parts for it to be quiet around! HA!

Anyway, yes - In case you haven't notice it's been pretty much dead here for a little while. THAT's because HCTV has needed a whole wadge of TLC. Which it now has. It is returning FRIDAY 13th (so, very soon!) - Keep them eyes peeled.

Especially for you, brilliant blog readers, here's a sneaky peek at what kind of fun and games you can expect over at the brand new HCTV!

Looks like fun, right! Get your ass down there, Friday 13th!

HELLOCAKETV.COM

Sexiest Issue ever.

Keep calm!

HCTV isn't dead & buried

That's right! ISN'T! It's been very much on my mind and I've recently been able to do something about it.

The plan was to reinvent the site, and that has/is happening, just not the way I had intended. I actually prefer the way it's going instead. HCTV will be pure and simple, it'll be stripped bare - The focus will be back with the videos.

The old site was busy and a lot of fun to look at but for many it came across as confusing. The navigation was utter naffness and if people can't find the videos, what's the point in HCTV?

The internet.

I don't want to be fat!

She is only 17 years old and 40 stone already. Impossible, really, isn't it? The thought of becoming so fat so young! Well, here's what she has to say:

"Breakfast is usually a bowl or two of cornflakes with two slices of toast and two glasses of Coke. We have fish and chips for lunch quite often and usually I eat two portions. Otherwise, it's sandwiches with six slices of bread and crisps. I find snacks harder to resist as the day goes on and I often eat two Snickers bars at a time. At night I eat a main meal, then more biscuits, crisps and chocolates as I get bored."

What scares me to death is that she sounds a little like me. I mean - One bowl of cornflakes is never enough... ONE sandwhich is NEVER enough! I'm ALWAYS still hungry after just one. I'll simply chomp on whatever's laying about really. Terrifying.

I'm gonna go and work out for a bit. O_O Bye.